bio i'd put on facebook and linked in

I posted this on my facebook status update but this is a different medium where alternative interactions can be had.
my bio in progress: (if facebook had space for this in the bio section i'd post it there):

<3 yoga teacher, reiki practitioner, intern at ayurvedic college for wellbeing, health coach,  emotional clearing buddy, reflective.listener, autism play therapist, holistic healer, sexual🍉🍌rights advocate, realist, poet, dancer, massage therapist, craniosacral therapist, trigger point therapist, meditator, Continuum movement student, practitioner of the good from all religions, survivor of many abuses, spoken word artist, nanny, pet mommy, traveler, photographer, holistic health cook, advocate for the mentally misunderstood, autism play therapist, decultifier, photographer, linguist, vibrational healer, intuitive, vacation coach and host, nun and goddess and sexual being, drummer, ocean lover, survivor and freedom fighter, try-sexual, try-gender, educational consultant, lover and friend. A child full of wonder. An adult student of life.

I'd really love to read your thoughts in the comments section, I will write back honestly I promise.  <3